Rachel Lucas For President!

Ms. Lucas announces her candidacy for POTUS, via Girl On The Right.

Hilarious, and spot-on...

What The People want is a decent, honest, principled, consistent leader. Someone who will address the problems of our beloved nation with a firm and rational intellect, who will not bow down to special interests or fascists or Islamic ragists.

Lucas’ Platform:

TERRORISM
“Kill them all.”

IMMIGRATION
“We’ll try to be reasonable but most of you need to get the fuck heck out.”

THE ECONOMY
“Flat tax. Capitalism. No hand-outs. Tough shit.”

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