Excellent Trade, Sir

In honor of President's Day:

Last week, as President Bush de-boarded Marine One, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

A squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for
Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention and says, "Excellent trade, sir."

Have a really great Monday...And feel free to trackback if you'd like...

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