Inner Peace

*Via an email from my brother, Curt and embellished by me...

According to Dr. Phil, "The way to achieve inner-peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

Given that philosophy:

I looked around my apartment to see all the things I had started yet hadn't finished.

So before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a left-over box of chocolates and a half-drunk can of beer.

Yeah, I'm peaceful... thanks Dr Phil.

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