Please Send Money

Dear good person from North America,

I'm an honest, hard-working Nigerian King, just waiting for my bank to release millions of dollars to me to help my family and the good people of the planet.

Before the bank will release my money, however, I must show that I have enough collateral to cover at least one-third of my holdings.

Unfortunately, my youngest child is suffering from malaria. And my oldest son is starting to show signs of E-coli poisoning.

I'm a proud man but I desperately need your help...

In order to do that I sincerely ask you for a small contribution of just $100.00 USD. This small 'gift' will be returned to you three-fold. I give you my word. My word I say!

So, please send money to 123beta

God bless and have a very Merry Ramadan Christmas.

Send money/checks to:

I'm A Gullible Dumb-arse
123beta, Louisville, KY
40206

PS: Please forward this desperate plea to everyone you know.

PSS: I recently watched a report on TV that suggested a growing number of people per year are actually falling for this stupid scam.

Unbelievable.

Trackposted to Pirate's Cove, The Bullwinkle Blog, Pursuing Holiness, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe, Blue Star Chronicles, Rightwing Guy, ?imagine kitty?, Right Wing Nation, Dumb Ox News, Perri Nelson, Committees Of Correspondence and DragonLady's World